floater
I walked into the following conversation between a female customer and cashier at the supermarket check-out. The woman behind the register had recently had a baby.
Cashier: I really like my new OB/GYN.
Customer: That’s great.
Cashier: Yeah, he’s really nice. And really straightforward. He never beats around the bush.
The cashier scanned a bag of chips, the customer tucked her debit card in her purse, both of them blind to the fat double entendre now floating above the conveyor belt. Only my eyes were upon it, time holding its breath. But overwhelmed with possibilities, I froze. Then the moment galloped off. And all was lost but this post.
Cashier: I really like my new OB/GYN.
Customer: That’s great.
Cashier: Yeah, he’s really nice. And really straightforward. He never beats around the bush.
The cashier scanned a bag of chips, the customer tucked her debit card in her purse, both of them blind to the fat double entendre now floating above the conveyor belt. Only my eyes were upon it, time holding its breath. But overwhelmed with possibilities, I froze. Then the moment galloped off. And all was lost but this post.
posted by caleb d. at 10:33 AM
4 Comments:
lol that's great! It's always fun to have one of those moments where you look around for someone, anyone else who might have heard what you just did.
One of those moments where you just want to snicker.
ha ha...she said bush...lol w/tears
alas, I was only able to channel beevis, my inner butthead was buried too deep... must be getting older
classic!
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